i can't hear myself think

sometimes, it's the little things that just get me totally torqued off (to use an expression i haven't used or heard since the 80s). like small people using my brand new, bright, colorful dishcloths to wash the car (which hasn't been washed in about six years). and the child and her friend blowing up 600 balloons and sticking them to the walls of her room with static from their hair (admittedly, that one's pretty amusing). this damn computer trying to have bluetooth sex with every other bluetooth device nearby (how DO you turn that off?!). when limewire can't find enough sources. a zillion and one little annoyances. some rather amusing in isolation, but when added together, SOooo annoying!!! and so noisy. i can't hear myself think.