how long could YOU survive?

I could survive for 1 minute, 6 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor
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p.s. this is all andi's fault. :-) but was rather fun. i hope i never have to find out if it's true (tho' if the dinosaurs were alive together with jesus, as sarah palin suggests, there could be some hanging about). and i do wish that the first question had included an answer as to whether one had been a wrestling cheerleader, because i had that one covered.