the idea is this. i make a list of celebrities/famous people/politicians and say whether i would shag ~ marry ~ or kill them. it's that simple. and then, you could do it too (and come back and leave me a comment, telling me you've done it, so that i can come and read yours and have a laugh). because it's funny. at least when linda p. does it. and since i used to be quite hilarious in my own right, i'm sure it will be funny here too...or at least fun.
so here goes...
- johnny depp - shag (as if you didn't see that one coming)
- harrison ford - shag (it's my old guy thing, what can i say?)
- bill clinton - shag (again with the old guys)
- barack obama - marry (obviously, he's a keeper)
- george w. bush - kill (well, duh, tho' it seems a moot point now, doesn't it?)
- david letterman - shag, then marry (he's my ultimate old guy)
- brad pitt - kill
- that guy who played spock in the most recent star trek movie - shag
- fox mulder (i realize he's a character) - shag and then shag again
- dana sculley (yup, another character from the X-files, i'm so 90s, what can i say?) - shag also
- jennifer aniston - kill
- nigella lawson - shag
- nicole kidman - kill
- tony blair - shag, actually. i like tony.
- prince charles - obviously marry wasn't the right thing, so kill.
- jean luc picard (sorry, i've got some strange star trek groove going) - shag
- bono - shag then marry and shag some more
- tom cruise - kill
- haruki murakami - marry
- britney spears - oddly enough, shag
how about you, do you wanna play shag ~ marry ~ kill? make your own list (you don't have to use mine) and decide whether you'd shag marry or kill. :-)
22 comments:
My friend and i were playing that game once on a flight back from belize concerning archaeologists and other people we had worked with that summer. Everytime one name in particular came up we both opted for kill. When I got up to go to the toilet I saw he was sitting in front of us. Lucky for us airplanes are loud. I don't think he heard us.
#15 made me spit out my lunch.
Done. Have laugh at MissBuckles
Bwaaahaahaaa!!! This is awesome!! I feel this game must be incorporated in the USA, with the term "shag" because it just makes it that much funnier. ;o)
xox
I'm going to marry them all, then shag them (note how proper POSH I am, so shagging before marriage for me)...and then kill them and keep them in my new chest freezer.
Job done.
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Oh this game is perfect in a bar and strangers...totally fun!
Now I'm gonna do it your way, lol
p.s. Def shag on Johnny!
I am definitely gonna play this, but it'll be sunday before I get to it I think. I agree with many, not so much the political ones, but I don't think I want to have 'kill' next the president, I might get thrown in some secret dungeon by all of his wonder-boy flunkies. However Tony - I'd totally shag him... and Harrison. Why don't you have Mel Gibson up there? He's my ultimate old guy...
DONE!!! Go check it out! lolllll It's fun to dream isn't it?!
SPUDDDDDDD! what?
you don't have enough freezer room - think ahead lady! ;)
Heh heh@ spud! lmao
Kill Jennifer? really? ok - I can't think of anything funny so I'm going to answer and maybe add some.
1. johnny depp - shag
2. harrison ford - kill (so ridiculous with calissa)
3. bill clinton - kill (he gives sex a bad name)
4. barack obama - ehhh, shag i guess
5. george w. bush - kill
6. gerard butler - shag, shag, shag, shag, shag, marry, shag, shag, shag
7. brad pitt - kill
8. clive owen - shag, marry, and shag some more
9. carrottop(head?) - kill
10. angelina jolie - kill
11. jennifer aniston - shag
12. nigella lawson - shag
13. nicole kidman - marry so I could shag her husband, keith urban
14. jon bon jovi - marry, shag
15. prince charles - kill, kill, kill
16. jean luc picard - omg, shag, shag, shag, shag, shag
17. bono - shag then marry and shag some more (me too)
18. tom cruise - kill
19. dan brown - kill
20. britney spears - kill
obviously though, I wouldn't actually kill anyone.... but i would shoot death rays with my eyes or do that darth vader choking glare.
oooo noooo, it's not a moot point to want to kill dubya.....he would be the number one on my list! i hope he stays out of the public eye forever....i hope i never have to hear that snarky, condescending idiot's voice again (let alone watch him eat a meal with dignataries who actually have manners)....i'm just sayin'....geo w. bush deserves to be on that list
shag nigella? kill nicole?? I object
I like Spud's way. quick and simple. I'll have to give my list some thought but it looks like we share the old guy crushes
Is there a category for shagging Johnny Depp and Clive Owen at the same time?
i'm with you on #1 of course...hellooooo... 3 since indiana jones, and 13 yuk...
you got me on britney though.. :0
Lol. I think I'll play along soon. Gotta shorten my list first. LOL!!!
I bought the Shag, Marry, Kill boardgame for my dad a few years ago. In hindsight I realise that I didn't need to know that much about my father and his preferences.
My list:
Alan Shore - Shag
Alan Shore - Shag
Alan Shore - Shag
I think you know where I am going with this.
I'm doing it right now (posting the list that is, not shagging johnny depp - sigh ...)
oh my lord...I'm laughing so hard at this I think I just snotted a little bit...that will happen when you've been laughing so hard all weekend....there's like a moisture build up in your head.....anyway....
I'll have to work on this one....
but char...whoa girl, you hit all those on the head !
especially mr. butler and mr. urban !!
I've seen keith in concert twice....and WOW WOW WOW
we played this in the pub the other night apart from the fact that it wasnt shag - marry - kill, it was shag - marry - cruise. oh and we did it with local people and we had to choose from the 3 which one we'd shag, which one we'd marry and which one we'd go on a cruise with. hrmph, was very hard not offend anyone.
but i am totally with you on the nigella lawson front, she's gorgeous!!!
Johnny Depp= definitely shag! Oh and Gilles Marini..shag, shag, marry, shag, shag, shag, shag, marry again to renew the vows, shag, shag, shag until the cows come home.
Great post.
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